Tyson Kidd and Cesaro (c) (with Natalya) vs. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (with Xavier Woods) vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) (with El Torito) vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) (with Naomi)
Tag Team Turmoil Match – Tag Titles are on the line
Saule Wright: Just look at all the names. There are literally 12 people out here for this match…and you get it all free. We’ve got Blacks, Whites, Swiss, Samoan, Men, Women and a Bull to boot. This is the most progressive match in the history of WWE. Too bad I ran out of fucks the last 5 times I saw these guys fight. I only care about Cesaro and Kidd and because of that, I hope they retain. Black folks need a win. Vince purposely held The New Day back when they were supposed to come out and honestly, I think they watered them down even more which turned up the shuck n jive factor. I think Vince gives the brown delegation a win for once. The New Day will win. Also, damn Ascension. WTF happened?
GQ-Blu: I actually thought Kidd and Cesaro had a chance to retain the belts when Jimmy Uso went down with a shoulder injury. But since he found some deer antler spray WWE’s go-to affirmative action mandate will get the straps back. Usos win.
B-Easy: This is one those situations where it really doesn’t matter who wins. But if I had to pick, I’d say the champs retain.
