‘Fro Fantasy Football League: Season 2 [Week 1]

FOOTBALL IS BACK! That also means return of the FRO FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE! This year we expanded the league from 12 to 18, so that means that every point is CRUCIAL! You play the wrong people and that’s your ass Mr. Postman! (c) Pops! Getting back to the league…we returned just about everyone from the last league, with the exception of SlikPdaVirus (scheduling conflicts) and B-Easy (gay).  We have some new faces (P from the D, Spread Jermz, DuB, and Queen Jerm to name a few) in this league this season…make them feel at home!  So there will be plenty of trash talking going around. Matter of fact…it already popped off on the facebook page between last year’s champ and the runner up in SPANISH! This year is already off to a good start…lets get into a week one synopsis!

*winners in bold*

Hip Hop Junkies –  57.02
Heisenberg  – 83.16

Round one goes to the KING! Saule Wright made a hometown decision that cost him in week one. Who knew Chad Henne was going to go HAM?

sliver_street_riders –  84.90
Detroit FaceFuckers  – 89.88

With maybe the worst name in fantasy history…P from the D gets the best of Eric in his first face hump…PAUSE?

Los Pollos Hermanos –  66.76
DuBzzz –  120.86

Last year’s self proclaimed “Juggernaut” and FFL runner up finds himself on the other end of a BEATDOWN when he ran up against DuB!

Shut_em_da_fuck_up –  67.90
North Caka Laka All Day –  81.80

Last year’s champion takes a loss in the first week to Randy in a match up that would have been closer had a different QB played.

Fuck yo feelings –  109.02
Vice Kings –  116.46

Highest scoring match of the day by far by two of the new comers Jamal and Clay Davis, Clay comes out on top (PAUSE) in this shootout!

Watch the Thrown –  68.68
Spread Jermz –  99.10

This is not B-Easy. This match was never really a contest. Spread Jermz jumped on him early and never let up (PAUSE).

Vaudeville Villains –  116.00
Head Bangaz –  98.28

Arkitekt’s late acquisition of WR Steve Smith (Panthers) was the difference in this matchup. Cyclone played this one tough, but Arkitekt was just too much to handle (PAUSE)

Tyshon Rockz –  57.66
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 93.88

The battle to see who is the baddest chick wasn’t even close. Queen Jerm bodied her competition! The injury to Peyton Manning devastated Tisha and her score reflected that. Not to make excuses for her or nothing

Hit Squad –  87.68
Black Death –  65.66

Brady and Welker’s Monday night stats were more than enough to put Otis ahead of Mr. Minniefield. Who would have thought he was going to get 50 points from them? WOW!