The Lost Tapes Of 26 Things (by King Jerm)
October 24, 2008 by nappyafro.com Staff
I noticed that the title says 26, but we only had 21. When I was going through my computer, I found the last 5. I wonder why these were not included on the list. Well, I don’t like to keep the fans waiting, here is the final 5 to complete the list. King Jerm style of course!
Update: This is only a joke. I understand that sarcasm doesn’t translate well into words.
Get arrested at least one time.
How are you going to really consider yourself Hip-Hop if you don’t get bagged by police? All the greats have had their time behind bars. Biggie, Pac, Gucci, T.I., Freakey Zeekey, and Rass Kass. Plus, once you get knocked you will have a so much to talk about and your reputation will be on the rise.
Sell or use drugs.
I’m not saying sell/use any drug, just the ones that are Hip-Hop approved. Weed, X, Alcohol, syrup, and maybe a little cocaine. I wouldn’t suggest for you to go off the deep end and try anything hardcore like crack, heroin, or that crystal meth. That isn’t Hip-Hop at all. That is strictly for the rockers and metal heads.
Sag your pants below your waistline.
What a liberating feeling. You don’t know real Hip-Hop until you have sagged your pants so low that you have to walk like a penguin. What is more Hip-Hop than seeing another man’s boxers? I can’t think of anything that comes close to it. Look, if you haven’t did it…DO IT! Especially now since its illegal in a lot of cities.
Bust a gun/shoot somebody.
90% of rappers talk about busting a gun or shooting someone. If everyone is doing it…it must be Hip-Hop. Look at the latest trend: T.I. gets in trouble for what…GUNS. Remy Martin gets in trouble for what….GUNS. Shyne gets in trouble for what…GUNS. I guess it’s real violent in those Hip-Hop Hoods, because everyone is packing and busting shots at people.
Make it rain in the strip club.
What is more Hip-Hop than taking 500-1000 dollars and throwing it on half naked women? Really, can you think of anything better than that? The endorphins your body releases while doing it is intoxicating. Not to mention that you just threw money out to a woman that would have gotten naked regardless. But knowing that while you are at home eating some Ramen Noodles that you could have went and spent that money elsewhere. Now what is more Hip-Hop than that.
Damn! No Wonder these got lost! This is some Gutta shit! I’ve done 2, but I been hella close to doin the other 3. I refuse to get arrested. I been dodgin police for a long ass time! Lol
Terra-Bell
Yeah, I strike out on most of these last ones. I’m OK with that.
http://www.yourfavoritewhiteboy.com/2008/10/click-on-it-5-more-things-every-hip-hop.html
Props given.
done em all cept for the little strip club number
lol @ V-G, but he’s right, we may have stepped out a little far on this one. I mean, DAMN! Hell, I’ve only done one of the things on that list, and if my mom catches me with my pants saggin, she goes crazy!
This is intentionally off-topic, but you guys seem to always find some hot, good quality shit on z-share, so if you find that juelz-fab-jada-ace cypher in audio or even video please post it cuz that shit was hot! (yes even Ace…)
@ Chip…check out the new post! We got you!
………….this is stupid……should have just kept the first 21. “sell or use drugs”? real nice.
Lol, this is pretty funny KJ. Some of these would be ridiculous to have to do in order to be considered a Hip Hop head. I can see why these 5 got lost somewhere and weren’t included on the original list of 21. Lmao, I see you had to add an update to the post cause some people were taking this too seriously. “Sell or Use Drugs”, “Bust A Gun/Shoot Somebody”…Come on now people, you think we’re serious about that. Like T.I. said “If you believe that homie, I got a bridge in Brooklyn that I want to sell you”!!!
Who doesn’t like to show purple/blue/pink stereo boxers dressing up like a gangsta for a halloween party?